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4 chairs, 2 metal tables, 1 double-glider for $649! (you save $120)

Mark — Thu, 10 May 2012 22:18:10 +0000

4 chairs, 2 metal tables, 1 double-glider for $649!(you save $120)The Skylark is our most popular package, and we think you’ll love it too. Four chairs, a fabulous double-glider, and a second table to hold your Arnold Palmer (tea + lemonade … yum) or perhaps even an adult libation (21 and up only, please). Suggested drink adornment: tiny paper umbrella.- Heavy-gauge steel frames, seats, and backs
- UV-resistant powder-coated finishes
- A broad range of color options that won’t fade, chip, or peel
- Stainless steel hardware designed not to rust

2 chairs + 1 resin table for $199! (you save $38)

Mark — Thu, 10 May 2012 22:00:32 +0000

A package of intrinsically American metal lawn chairs with a French name? Why? It’s because we Americans have always loved all-things-French, from Pepe le Pew to the salty fries. So don your beret and pour a glass of fancy-schmancy French wine. You’re going to look and feel great lounging among your new table and chairs.

- Heavy-gauge steel frames, seats, and backs
- UV-resistant powder-coated finishes
- A broad range of color options that won’t fade, chip, or peel
- Stainless steel hardware designed not to rust

And with this special, you get to choose ONE table color.

$350 for 4 chairs + 1 FREE retro resin table! (save $81)

Mark — Thu, 10 May 2012 20:05:22 +0000

A good deal is so … American. You get FOUR retro metal lawn chairs (that come in more colors than your average peacock), plus now you get a FREE colorful retro resin tables. Happy birthday, America. Choose from among SEVEN retro chair colors!

- Heavy-gauge steel frames, seats, and backs

- UV-resistant powder-coated finishes

- A broad range of color options that won’t fade, chip, or peel

- Stainless steel hardware designed not to rust

And with this special, you get to choose one retro resin table color.

2 chairs for $159! (you save $39)

Mark — Thu, 10 May 2012 14:58:12 +0000

You and that Special Someone, sitting in your retro metal lawn chairs on the porch. It’s so Americana. It’s so … Mayberry R.F.D. That’s why we named this package The Americana Deluxe. It’s simple, it’s American, it’s classic. (Yep, you can mix-and-match any of 7 colors.)

- Heavy-gauge steel frames, seats, and backs
- UV-resistant powder-coated finishes
- A broad range of color options that won’t fade, chip, or peel
- Stainless steel hardware designed not to rust

1 white metal table for $79

Mark — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 12:49:35 +0000

- Heavy-gauge steel frames
- UV-resistant powder-coated finishes
- A broad range of color options that won’t fade, chip, or peel
- Stainless steel hardware designed not to rust.

Available in white!

1 retro resin table for $39

Mark — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 02:35:41 +0000

Available in 5 colors!

1 real, thatched umbrella

Mark — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:48:25 +0000

Choose from 5-foot, 7-foot, or 9-foot … FREE shipping!

Instantly turn your backyard or patio into a tropical paradise with this beautiful, authentic thatched patio umbrella. The pole is made from strong, sturdy bamboo, and the thatched top is available in three sizes: 5-foot, 7-foot, and 9-foot (diameter). You can skewer the bamboo umbrella pole into soft grass or a sandy area, or you can purchase a separate umbrella stand to hold it in place.
Note: If used outdoors, we recommend applying a standard water sealant to the thatch twice a year. Bamboo left outside will weather to a silver-gray color.

- Tropical bamboo patio umbrella
– Strong and stable bamboo pole
– Island-style bamboo thatched umbrella top
– Natural finish
– Available in three diameters: 5-foot, 7-foot, 9-foot

Frankenberry rules.

Mark — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 03:11:40 +0000

It had been a terribly long day. As he made his way home on the long drive from the office, Desmond desperately hoped that Molly would have forgiven him for his outburst that morning. The argument seemed so silly now. He chuckled softly and a crooked smile found his lips. Sure, they argued sometimes about real stuff, such as finances or family matters (“My mother really wants us to spend Christmas in East Liverpool this year!”). But this morning’s argument, as heated as it was, really was unnecessary. He said to himself, almost out loud, “I mean, seriously, who really cares whether Count Chocula would beat Frankenberry in a Beyond Thunderdome-style match?”

Molly had vehemently defended Count Chocula’s intellectual prowess and insisted that this feature alone would stave off the clearly superior physical attack of the much-larger and more brutish Frankenberry. But Desmond had always felt drawn to his beloved albeit dementedly brutish cereal-box icon. The more he mulled it over, the more he found himself rekindling the angst from that morning’s fight. He was a Frankenberry Man, dammit. He’d always been a Frankenberry Man. And Molly really didn’t even care that much about Count Chocula to begin with. Why couldn’t she just admit that the Count was an inferior match?

1 chair for $99

Mark — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:51:04 +0000

- Heavy-gauge steel frames, seats, and backs – UV-resistant powder-coated finishes – A broad range of color options that won’t fade, chip, or peel – Stainless steel hardware designed not to rust.

Buy more than one chair, get a sweet discount

Latest Special: 4 chairs plus a table (save $81)
Americana Deluxe: Great deal on 2 chairs (save $39)
French Riviera: 2 chairs plus a table (save $38)
The Skylark: 4 chairs, 2 tables, 1 double-glider (save $120)

1 double-glider for $209 (usu. $249)

Mark — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:46:37 +0000

- Heavy-gauge steel frames, seats, and backs
- UV-resistant powder-coated finishes
- A broad range of color options that won’t fade, chip, or peel
- Stainless steel hardware designed not to rust.